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For some reason Jessica Simpsonn is having a real problem lately. Or at least acting like she is.
I mean it has got to be really so tough to be rich, young, and beautiful. What a hardship.
If it were me, there isn’t anything anybody could say besides “you’re broke and your money is gone,” that would cause me to have a “breakdown.”
Hey Jessica, spend a day slaving in the slushpond of mediocrity worrying every day about whether or not you will have your job, house, family or whatever tomorrow and know what real challenges are like.
The regular people out there can’t relate to the pressure you must feel being famous. I’m sure it is just a terrible nightmare, isn’t it….girl?

The airplane that went down in New York fell out of the sky because it hit a flock of geese. When a goose hits a jet engine, the goose is cooked and the engine is lost.
Apparently, there is a huge increase in the number of Canadian geese in the United States over the last ten years.
I believe it.
In Pennsylvania, there are flocks of geese by the riverbanks, on golf course, or anywhere there are green areas for them to feed and congregate.
They cover the ground with thousands of poops and make a lot of noise.
I agree they are cute. THey also represent a significant and easy to access food source.
I’d rather eat them than crash into the ground on an airplane because of them.